Do not Feed the Monkeys: Collector's Edition Nintendo Switch

You are invited to join "The Primate Observation Club", where you will observe the life of caged monkeys and carefully analyze the information obtained.

GLOSSARY OF TERMS:

THE PRIMATE OBSERVATION CLUB: a shadowy group that observes other people through surveillance cameras and compromised webcams.

YOU: the newest member of the CLUB, tired of your run-down apartment, dull existence and boring job.

APOR: dozens of strangers who have fallen victim to your surveillance.

SECRET: Something the monkeys think they have.

PC (PERSONAL COMPUTER): Yep, we put a PC in your game on your Nintendo Switch™ so you can work on a PC while playing the game on your Nintendo Switch™ console!

FEEDING THE MONKEYS: Interacting or disturbing the subjects in any way. Feeding the monkeys is strictly prohibited.

Curiously, club members continue to feed the monkeys as if they simply cannot follow this very simple rule! What about you? Will you help those you spy on, blackmail them, expose them and sabotage their dreams, or will you follow your instructions and sit on your hands while the world burns?